19 Holiday Home Decoration Disasters to Avoid

Drinking out of a paper bag is tacky, but this seasonal bottle sweater lets you drink in public with class. Makes a great gift for that hard-to-shop-for street alcoholic.

Just one of the many stunning items from the Tanya Harding Holiday Apology Collection.

This is the absolute most perfect Christmas tree if you happen to live in a strip club.

You'd think Santa could watch something as innocent as two puppies rolling around in a bowl of cupcake batter without getting that lecherous look on his face.

For those confused by religious traditions, Hanukkah is not usually celebrated by hanging ornaments on a tree. That's Christmas. But, points for being inclusive?

Perfect for those who want to tell that special someone "Your belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly now what's for dinner?"

Ease the disappointment of not getting the domestic worker on your list the washer and dryer they asked for with these seasonal clothespins.

You can pretend all you want that your cats picked this out for you, but everyone knows you bought it for yourself.

Imagine the look on the Children's faces when they run downstairs on Christmas morning to discover one of Santa's reindeer was skinned to make this decorative tree skirt.

What a great way to tell the neighbors what a fun person you are! Maybe this will help them forget how you pretended you weren't home on Halloween to avoid trick-or-treaters.

You know how the holiday decorations stored in the attic have a strange, musty odor? Well, just you wait...

Advertised as the "perfect gift for the wine lovers in your life," it's also the most passive aggressive way to tell someone they have a drinking problem.

Designed for those that want the experience of sitting on Santa's lap, but whose personal space issues make actual human contact impossible.

Santa can only enter the home through the chimney, but if you don't have one you can put up this poster and Santa will bust through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man.

Wait, you haven't decorated the fridge yet? What are you the living embodiment of Bah Humbug?

This decorative item is advertised as "ruffled angel wings," but anyone with a basic understanding of human anatomy knows these are decorative lungs.

It's pitched as a "Christmas village" dotted with little concrete homes, but it's obviously a cemetery filled with oversized headstones.

Wait, is Santa Claus a gremlin or Yoda? It's hard to tell.