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37 Things You Should Know Before Moving to Seattle

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Considering moving to Seattle? If so, you’re not alone. The city famed for rain and coffee was recently voted the Most Popular City in America, but is it really right for you? Here are 37 things you should know before you make Seattle your new home.

Geoduck Hunting

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You’re not a real local until you’ve successfully hunted the ocean’s largest clam with your bare hands. Sorry, but rules are rules.

It Rains All The Time

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Annual precipitation is actually less than in New York or Boston, but the rain seemingly falls in a constant, steady drizzle that can feel like Chinese water torture. But don’t worry, that only lasts for 9 months! The real hard part is it’s often dreary and gray. Seattle sees an average of 220 overcast days per year, the most of any major American city. Small children go without seeing the sun for so long that some have been known to ask “What’s the bright thing in the sky?” This is not a joke. This is real.

Beyond Grunge

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Locals are proud of Seattle’s diverse music scene and rich history so don’t dwell on just the grunge years dominated by Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, and Nirvana. Seattle is also the hometown of Jimi Hendrix and Quincy Jones, SubPop records and the radio station KEXP, as well as Heart, Sir Mix-A-Lot, Macklemore, Modest Mouse, Band of Horses, and plenty more.

Sleepless in Seattle

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If you make repeated references to the Meg Ryan/Tom Hanks film, or wear clothing with the film’s title on it, you will immediately be kicked out of the city. Is that clear?

The Seattle Freeze

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Many newcomers say the city offers an icy welcome that’s come to be called “The Seattle Freeze.” The freeze is real and could be caused by the “Scandinavian factor.” You see, once upon a time Seattle was a heavily Scandinavian town and those Swedish and Norwegian loggers and fisherman were a polite, but guarded people. Eventually, that personality was adopted by the city as a whole. Fear not though, this Nordic reservedness is easily thawed by plying locals with free alcohol.

Killer Whales

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In San Diego, trained killer wales do tricks for sardines in a large pool while people cheer. In Seattle, wild orcas are frequently spotted as they roam Puget Sound in search of sea lions to nosh on. While the waters are filled with some of nature’s most feared killers, there are no poisonous snakes on dry land, so that’s pretty awesome.

Portland Is More Hip Than Seattle

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Portland is like Seattle’s hipper sibling, the cool one in a band that rarely works and and borrows money from mom for more tattoos. Seattle is a little jealous of its edgier neighbor to the south, but Seattle wouldn’t trade its strong economy for the additional food carts, strip clubs, and tattoo parlors. If you really want to stoke Seattle’s insecurities just compare it to San Francisco or Vancouver.

Buying a House in Seattle

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You can go urban and buy a modern condo Downtown or in Belltown, or you can buy a little house in one of Seattle’s unique neighborhoods. You could even live on a houseboat. The median home price is $310,300, but you’ll pay more than that if you want a view of the mountains or water. With few homes on the market, there’s a lot of competition among buyers so prepare for bidding war.

You can search for your dream home at the Seattle-based real estate search site Estately. There’s even this list of upcoming open houses in Seattle.

Software Geeks

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Are you attracted to ponytailed men who type code and speak Klingon? Does the combination of sandals and socks awaken your desires? If so, then prepare to feast upon the smorgasbord of Seattle’s male software geek population because they are everywhere. Female software geeks are harder to stereotype, but they’re also here in abundance.

Crime

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As the #4 Safest City in America it’s no wonder jaywalking is something the police actually care about. The $56 fine should be considered robbery, but isn’t factored in the crime stats.

Winter Weight Gain

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Overall, Seattle is a fit and athletic city, but when the weather turns dreary locals take solace in some of the best ice cream and gelato in America—Molly Moon’sMora Iced Creamery, and D’Ambrosio to name a few. It’s natural to add some pudge in the winter. To not do so makes everyone around you resent you.

Progressive Politics

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A bastion of progressive leftyism, Seattle is a politically active city that frequently takes to the street in protest. While it prides itself on its tolerance, that tolerance doesn’t extend to social conservatives who disagree. Libertarians, however, get a pass. Seattle is enthusiastic about same-sex marriage and legalized marijuana, was the first major U.S. city to elect a woman as mayor, and went heavily for Obama in 2008 with 84% of the vote.

Becoming a Local

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Much like Jeremy Piven’s hair, Seattle is mostly transplants. Very few people who live in Seattle actually grew up there, so it won’t take much time until you start feeling like a local. True locals were once called “mossbacks” because they’d lived in the rainy Northwest so long moss grew on their backs. That little joke is just a sampling of the legendary humor Seattle is famed for.

The Agrarian Lifestyle

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Kids growing up on farms often dream of moving to the big city, but it might actually be the opposite in Seattle. Locals turn their curb strips into garden boxes, convert backyards into chicken runs, and forage for wild blackberries in city parks. There are great organizations like Seattle Tilth to help you get started, or you can rely on CSAs like Local Roots to deliver locally grown fruits and veggies to your door.

Geek Festivals

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Seattle provides ample opportunity for locals to let their geek flag fly, including Emerald City Comicon for comic book enthusiasts, Norwescon for literary sci-fi fans, Sakura-Con for fans of Japanese animation, ZomBcon for those into the living dead, PAX Prime for gamers, SteamCon for the steampunk crowd, and plenty more.

Earthquakes

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Various faults in the Earth’s crust crisscross under Seattle to form a spiderweb of danger, and Seattle is overdue for another severe quake. Seriously, this will probably be what finishes Seattle off, unless…

Seattle vs. The Volcanos

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Some of those beautiful mountains you can see from the city tend to go boom every 500 years or so, and that day is fast approaching. So there’s that. A variety of other dangers can be found here.

Summertime

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While Los Angeles takes its ample sunshine for granted, Seattle makes the most of each sunny day. The good weather usually start right after a rainy Fourth of July, unless it’s late, and then don’t worry because it’ll be here by August, which is almost always lovely and sometimes September is pretty sunny as well. Summer weather is perfect, the northern latitude ensures the days are long, and the whole city ventures outdoors to soak up the vitamin D.

Snow

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It doesn’t snow much, but when it does the city comes to a screeching halt because nobody can drive in it. Unlike the soft powder that is packed down into a drivable surface in Chicago, Seattle’s snow tends to be wet and quickly turns to ice so the whole city turns into a skating rink. Use it as an excuse to stay home and catch up on your reading.

Literacy

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Seattle is America’s #1 Most Literate City and the Seattle Public Library system has the highest percentage of library card-holders per capita in the country. There’s even a librarian action figure based on famed Seattle librarian Nancy Pearl.

Food—Good News

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The city is an absolute foodie’s dream come true. Seattle’s talented chefs have created a unique cuisine that showcases the northwest’s incredible seafood, locally-sourced produce, award-winning wines, and a beer-brewing tradition that trumps just about any other city in America. There’s no shortage of great local food blogs—Salty SeattleEater SeattleGastrolust, and it’s home to some of the best northwest restaurants like LarkThe Walrus and The CarpenterRevel,  Hitchcock, and Sitka & Spruce. You’re going to eat well here, except…

Food—The Bad News

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  1. Subpar Barbecue:  It’s getting better thanks to Smokin Pete’s BBQPecos Pit BBQHole in the Wall BBQBitterroot, and others, but Seattle has a long way to go before it rivals Memphis, Austin, or Kansas City.
  2. So-So Chinese Food:  It just doesn’t come close to competing with San Francisco or Vancouver, but Seattle compensates with a vast array of Vietnamese, Japanese, Thai, Filipino, and other Asian restaurants. Try not to drown in delicious Vietnamese pho if you move here. That hot, spicy soup pairs perfectly with a winter day or a tight budget.
  3. No Sonic Drive-In:  This is really hard to say, but Seattle has zero Sonic franchises, so no Sonic Happy Hour, no refreshing Cherry Limeades, and no cheesy tots delivered right to your car. Also, no Chick-fil-A or Whataburger.

Umbrellas Are For Tourists

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Locals don’t tend to use umbrellas, but you can if you want to announce you’re from out of town or that your clothes are dry clean only.

Recycling

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Locals tend to be very environmentally conscious, but if you don’t feel like recycling you’ll face more than your neighbors’ scorn. Seattle law forbids residents from throwing “significant amounts of recyclables” in the garbage. If more than ten percent of the volume of your trash is made up of recyclables your garbage will not be picked up by sanitation workers. The first two times you do that you’ll receive a written warning and after that you’ll receive a $50 fine. Failure to be green will cost you green in the Emerald City.

Seattle Sports

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Winner of the title of The Most Miserable Sports City In America, Seattle’s professional sports teams are famous for losing games, losing star players, and even losing teams. Seattle was crushed after its NBA team abandoned it for Oklahoma, but the recent rise of the Seattle Seahawks behind new quarterback Russell Wilson has Seattle suddenly feeling optimistic.

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When the late Mariners announcer Dave Niehaus appears on the jumbotron at Safeco Field, you take your hat off and shed no less than a single tear. That’s not even negotiable. Niehaus is the soul of Mariners baseball and the whole city loves him.

Tech Jobs

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If you’re looking for a job in tech, Forbes rated Seattle The Best City in America for Tech Jobs in 2012. There are tech giants like Amazon and Microsoft, but also plenty of young upstarts like CheezburgerPopCap GamesSEOmozEstately, and more.

Food Carts

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Seattle has plenty of great food carts like El CamiónMarination MobileWhere Ya At Matt, and Maximus/Minimus, but Seattle trumps all other cities with the mobile food vendor Summer Dog, which delivers hot dogs by boat.

Nature

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The waterskiing is uncomfortably cold, but Seattle is a great city for activities like mountaineering, hiking, biking, rock climbing, snow sports, fishing, sailing, mushroom foraging, berry picking, and searching for bigfoot. However, you are not required to participate in these outdoor activities. More people dress for these activities than actually engage in them.

Starbucks

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Seattle is America’s Best Coffee City and famously home to the first Starbucks and its corporate headquarters, but the city has a mixed relationship with the coffee chain. Pro-Starbucks folks tout the company’s record for job creation, benefits for workers, quick service, and shrewd business model. Starbucks haters knock it for the burnt bean flavor of its coffee, for pushing out smaller coffee shops, and especially for Starbucks CEO Howard Shultz’s role in losing the city’s NBA team to Oklahoma. If you want to ruin a dinner party in Seattle just start a conversation about whether Starbucks is good or evil.

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Seattle churns out a delicious variety of microbrews, but the beer ’round here is still Rainier because it’s light and refreshing, and Seattleites are a nostalgic people when it comes to the television advertising of yore.

Wildlife

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Coyotes and raccoons eat a lof of house cats, but they don’t get on mass transit like the above coyote did in Portland. Sometimes, black bears swim ashore from neighboring islands, and on truly special occasions you might witness the majesty of a bald eagle eating out of a fast food dumpster on Highway 99.

Sunglasses

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Despite the lack of sunshine, Seattleites buy more sunglasses per capita than any other city in the nation. Infrequent could be why they’re lost more easily, or perhaps they’re broken while trying to put them on pets. A dog wearing sunglasses is great way to cheer yourself up during the dark days of winter.

Mexico/Hawaii

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When deciding how much you can spend on a home for sale in Seattle, try to budget in a winter trip to Hawaii or Mexico for a break from the gloom. Seriously.

Steep Hills

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Seattle’s hills are very steep, but they used to be even steeper before they were forcibly flattened with fire hoses. If your car has a manual transmission you should start saving money for a new clutch.

Dating

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Seattle doesn’t appear very frequently on lists of Best Cities for Singles, but the romantic comedy Singles was set in Seattle so you draw your own conclusions.

Backyard Chicken Ranching

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The only thing Seattle residents love more than backyard chicken ranching is talking to their neighbors about the joys of backyard chicken ranching. The hobby is so popular that building chicken coops is an actual profession here.

Convinced it’s time to move to Seattle? Check out this list of Seattle homes for sale with open houses this weekend.

If we forgot anything let us know in the comments.

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  • Anthony Hope Marris

    And a lot of the architecture is beautiful, but have you seen the main post office on 3rd Ave? Or Ross dress for less? City Hall? The Convention Center? Just awful stuff…

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  • Renee Roberta Nash

    Dick’s Drive Ins are the apex of local burger joints! Plus, they treat their employees really well and pay a living wage. Part of history, they are. One of the last places that Kurt Cobain was spotted was at the Capitol Hill Dick’s…Dick’s DeLuxe, fries and a Strawberry shake. Bam!

  • Loki

    As someone who has lived in Washington (not just Seattle) their entire life and visited Portland for the first time a few months ago; I was extremely unimpressed. Everyone I met was as rude as you (And 600 times as pretentious as you claim us to be) the 4 different cafes I visited all had tea that tasted like it came from wholesale, driving into was taking the worst of Spokane and Seattle and smashing them together like some sort of interstate frankenstein and I was disgusted with the lack of hygiene expressed by the vagrants in the parks. So, yes, I do think Portland gives the air of a shitty, knockoff Seattle. I went to it’s only saving grace, Powell’s, and promptly left because of the horrible time. I was really looking forward to enjoying Oregon.

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  • hindsra

    Portland is awesome, but so is Seattle. There is room for 2 great cities on the map. Try living in south Florida for a bit after having lived in the Pacific NW and both look like a shining beacon of culture and beauty.

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    Granolos

  • Catbag

    “If your car has a manual transmission you should start saving money for a new clutch.” <- or learn how to drive a manual transmission properly.

  • traci

    Thinking of relocating from SC to Seattle…how easy is it to get a good job?

  • It’s Not Me

    I was born and raised in Seattle (or more accurately was forced to waste most of my childhood in America’s most overrated city) and there is no way I would ever move back. Lousy weather and unfriendly people does not a great city make.

  • It’s Not Me

    I lived in Orlando for a year. I lived in Seattle for 20. I experienced more happiness in Orlando than I ever did living in godforsaken Seattle.

  • It’s Not Me

    Either stay where you are or move someplace else. Seattle sucks.

  • Keith

    I grew up in Portland and currently live in Seattle. Having that said, I can’t wait to move back to Portland when my job is up. Seattle is fun, but the best thing about Portland, is it doesn’t care about what we are all talking about. I have NEVER heard any of my friends compare Portland to Seattle and how much one is better than the other, and you know why? They don’t want to live in Seattle, and they don’t care, bottom line. The only thing I had to listen to growing up was that people from Seattle are a holes, which is somewhat true. The “freeze” really means people are cold, ignore others around them and passive. I have noticed Portlanders are way more welcoming and go out of their way to engage people.

  • Dave Leo

    Yea but how’s the ratio of single women to men ages late 30’s to mid 60’s I’m in NJ ratio sucks so like the dreary weather but would rent not buy you guys houses are too expensive so

  • huneyb

    I live in Florida all my life. I have been thinking about moving there to Seattle. Rain don’t bother me but snow and earth quakes mayb a problem. I have never eexperience an earthquake or experienced a volcanic eruption in person.. but I still will like to live there.. it will also be our first time in snow
    Someone tell me should I move there

  • fortune27

    I just moved back and am sooooo happy to be here in my home town.

  • Patrick Mallahan

    There’s the difference between a stadium built to increase sound (the clink) and one that is built just to seat loud fans (Arrowhead)

  • Timothy Jenkins

    I am going to move back to Seattle and hope it hasn’t changed since I moved to MPLS in 1996. I just hope it isn’t out of my price range now. I am on a fixed income so to speak but am also an artist. I do custom portraits. I lived in the Capital Hill area and would walk down to the Pike Place Market and back home everyday. Great exercise I tell you. I am 48 now and know that some of the places I thought was cool is gone now but i hope it has gotten better.

  • ava

    omfg I totally disagree with the sports thing, the sounders are the best soccer team in the mls rn and the seahawks won the super bowl. Also the mariners are prob not bad but I dont watch baseball. The only thing we lack is basketball.

  • Ryan_Estately

    This article was written in in April of 2013 before the Seahawks won the Super Bowl. Internet content doesn’t magically refresh daily.

  • bobothejanitor

    I actually feel sorry for y’all…I’ve been to Seattle and it’s not all that great. I’ve lived in Europe. I’ve lived in Hawaii. Now, I live in Texas. I wouldn’t trade living in San Antonio for anything Seattle has to offer. It’s warm in the winter, hot in the summer, and we have this thing called “culture” here. Honestly, who really cares about “hipster” and coffee and chickens when you can have TexMex, cerveza, and brisket??? LOL…honestly, I wonder why God would have created such a crappy place as Seattle and people would actually choose to live there when they could be in Texas!!!

  • StephenBody

    Uh-huh, and where did you learn about BBQ? Here, in Washington? I tried Carolina Smoke and it bears NO resemblance at all to actual Carolina BBQ. NONE. Too bland, not enough smoke, and totally missing the sweteness of real NC barbecue. I wish people who haven’t experienced real Texas, KC, or NC BBQ would quit touting their local faves as “the best”. It wastes a LOT of time for those of us who grew up eating the Real Thing.

  • Nita Nita Nita

    What about apartments? Are they difficult to come by? Other rentals?

  • http://batman-news.com Princess Duckworth

    How is the job market in Seattle?

  • Babak

    after reading this post,Now I am a little bit worried to move to Seattle from Chicago. No sunny days for 9 months :(

  • SCOTT ANTHONY

    THE TIME I LIVED IN THE FAMOUS SEATTLE WAS SO MISERABLE THAT BESIDES NEVER EARNING ENOUGH FOR THE RENT IN MISERABLE JOBS, I FELT LIKE A MUSHROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF A DESERT. PEOPLE ARE BALLOONS FULL OF PRIDE,AND PROUD OF PLACES LIKE “PIKE PLACE” THAT IS NOTHING BUT A SMALL FISH MARKET- BUT THEY OFFER IT LIKE A TOURIST LANDMARK LIKE THEIR SPACE NEEDLE-NOT MUCH TO SEE THERE- . SLEEPLES IN SEATTLE SHOULD BE TRANSLATED AS ; USELESS TO LIVE IN SEATTLE, LIFE IS LOTS BETTER AND FUNNIER IN DENVER OR PHOENIX. UH! AND STARBUCKS IS EXPENSIVE.

  • kenneth McKenzie

    Ok i hope someone gets this, here it is, im 56, personal trainer, ret. paramedic firefighter, very active, living in the state that everyone comes to die in, Florida, hate it, hate it, hate it, always loved the sights of seattle, love the seahawks , which is a good thing, right, getting out of a 18 year marriage , very sad, but ok, i wont to move to seattle, NO NOT RICH AT ALL, am ok.

    So here is my problem, family is all passed, no friends, i will be driving u haul hooked to my suv up there, sorry got away from my problem, I AM OVERCOME WITH THE FEAR OF BEING ALONE IN A NEW PLACE WITH NO ONE TO TALK WITH OR SEE OR SHOW ME THAT WHEN IM AT MY WHITS END I CAN COUNT ON TO JUST BE THERE, YES AS YOU CAN SEE THRU MY SPELLING I HAVE DYSLEXIA, WHICH CAN BE GOOD OR BAD DEPENDING ON THE SITUATION, HEY I MADE IT THRU PARAMEDIC SCHOOL AND 20 YEARS ON THE STREETS SO I STILL HAVE ALOT GOING ON UPSTAIRS, ANYWAY, YES I HAVE BEEN ALONE IN MY LIFE, but not at this age, so this is a lot different, so here is what im asking, ” Is there anyone in Seattle who would care to adopt me for about 2 to 3 months”.
    Yep, adopt, not have me live with them, i would have my own place, food, car, so forth, i am just asking if someone in seattle would adopt me to help me thru this very difficult time in my life, look , im easy to get along with, i have the best sense of humor you will ever meet, i love to laugh, smile, joke around, not be so serious all the time but do understand there is a time and place to be serious.

    So that is it, im just looking for a friend, male or female, nationality does not even come into the picture, to be there for there adopted full grown man/child, more of a child , to show around, introduce me others, its ok with me to say to any, ” Yes please meet my adopted man/child from the flat state of Florida”. Do know this, I AM HOUSE BROKEN, NO ACCIDENTS.

    I have always been very afraid of being alone, ever heard of a loveholic, thats me, well no love in my life now, so i know your thinking this dumb____, should be doing this in the singles, wrong, im going for not the singles but to the meat of the problem with me, i am very alone and would like to reach out and have my fellow adopter be there to help me thru this.

    Thanks for your time, your effort, your caring to reach out or just get a good laugh from reading this.

    email is ryanmckenzie1958@yahoo.com Seattle here i come , i hope????????

  • esolesek

    As a long term Seattle resident, I will say that most everything that used to make this city cool is gone. The city has torn down almost everything of any historic interest. Good luck buying real estate here. It’s severely overpriced, except in comparison to California. The weather is a surprise to some, mostly the cloudiness. We’ve had a couple of good summers, but the gray runs from Nov to April, and if you get the summer that used to be typical, much of June rains, and you get July, August, and half of September, IF you’re lucky. If you want good weather, go to Eastern Washington, though it’s hardly a cultural hotbed, and the winters are colder, though there is far more sun overall and summers are actually hot. Transplants from the east will find the winters mild. It is a quick flight to Hawaii as well.

    The nightlife is more active than it used to be, though there’s nothing resembling an underground left, because it’s FAR too expensive for artists or musicians to thrive in this city anymore, though there are a lot of venues to play and attend. Theater is good, the symphony takes the holidays off, and plays the same thing year after year it seems. The arts community is NOT comparable to NYC, SF, LA or Europe. It’s hard to explain, but the town doesn’t really support visual arts, most of the arts money from the states goes to agencies paying themselves fat salaries doing little. It ain’t Brooklyn or Berlin, let’s put it that way.

    The wilderness can be great, but the coast is cold and grey generally. Oregon has a much more habitable coastline, though both are pretty in their own way. The job situation is good for techies, but not much better for anyone else. I don’t know why people are moving here in droves. This has happened before, and then California and the South bounced back, and people moved back after a few years of the weather. WIth the water situation, though, Seattle and Vancouver may be destinations to stay. Too bad, they used to be so great with half as many people.

    Oh yeah, the traffic in Seattle is getting incredibly bad. I am not kidding. Bad as LA, but through fewer corridors. This makes the affordability question an issue, because if you don’t live close in to the city and pay a lot, there’s nothing to do 6 months of the year except ski. If you like an urban environment, Seattle is the only option between Vancouver and Portland. Don’t think Tacoma or Olympia will cut it for culture, though they have a few options.

  • Barbara Ford

    If I hate gloomy cloudy wet weather and I’m allergic to mold would I hate living there? My hipster husband is trying to drag me there. My dream is the desert in Arizona. I ADORE cloudless sunshine. To be fair, I’ve never been to the west coast so I promised I’d visit before judging. I do hate rain though.