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37 Things to Consider Before Moving to Portland

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From the logging towns of Oregon to the hipster bars of Brooklyn, people dream of moving to Portland, Oregon. Drawn like moths to the flame of craft beer and environmental sustainability, these aspiring transplants dream of a utopia of low home prices and artistic opportunity. However, only a select few of those will actually make the trek, and even fewer will find work, grow handlebar mustaches, and start their own food cart. Is Portland for everyone? Hardly, but the Portland myth, perpetuated by the New York Times and others, does sound incredibly tempting. So before you pack your bags, here are 37 things to consider before moving to Portland.

Can You Tolerate Nudity?

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For a city largely populated by pasty, pale people, Portland (points for alliteration) sure likes to get naked. Thanks to a 1985 Oregon Court of Appeals ruling, local nudity laws don’t apply in cases of protest. Thus, Naked City USA has seen an area man strip naked at in an airport security line to protest the TSA and an annual naked bike ride that features 10,000 nudists pedaling around town. In Portland, it’s actually legal to ride a bike naked, but illegal to not wear a helmet. Apparently, the government will not protect its citizens from road rash. There’s also a nudist club that hosts a bare bowling event, a thriving burlesque scene, and don’t forget Portland has over 50 strip clubs, which is a lot for a city its size.

Gluten Shortage?


A cursory glance of area menus and you’ll discover there’s a serious gluten shortage affecting Portland. The city is so lacking in gluten that it’s created gluten-free food fairsgluten-free vodka, and entire restaurants and food carts completely devoid of gluten. Of course if you have an actual gluten allergy—or simply aspire to have one—then Portland is your gluten-free heaven.

Whitest Major City In America


If Portland were a Baskin Robbins, 24 of the 31 flavors would be vanilla.

Least Religious City In America


Only 32% of Portlanders identify as being religious adherent, the least in America. While the locals aren’t often found at church, synagogue or mosque, the city does congregate in other ways, including at the 24 Hour Church of Elvis. Portland hosts a variety of public spectacles, including an Urban Iditarod where costumed groups race shopping carts for miles through Portland, stopping only to rehydrate at various bars and pubs. There’s also an adult soap box derby, numerous beer festivals, nude bike rides, Star Wars-themed bar crawls, zombie walks, a pirate festival and plenty more.

Can You Grow Facial Hair?


So much has been made of Portland residents propensity to don a beard or mustache that many feel painfully out of place without one. The steampunks, hippies, hipsters, and those who fetishize loggers all appear devoted to the cause of growing facial hair. The city is even home to to the Portland Mustache & Beard Club, the Stumptown Stash & Beard Collective, and the Beautiful Bearded Lady Competition.

Little Farms In The City

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Residents are within their legal right to to keep and bear farm animals. The limit is three or fewer chickens, ducks, doves, pigeons, pygmy goats, or rabbits on their property. Those who want pigs, can only keep one Vietnamese Miniature Pot-Bellied Pig with maximum shoulder height of 18 inches, and weighing no more than 95 lbs, so no fatties bacon fans. Absolutely no roosters. Cows or llamas require a special permit. Same for bees. Read all the rules here.

You’ll Never Pump Your Own Gas


You may never be able to hire a trusted man servant named Stanley, but imagine the luxury of never having to pump your own gas? In Oregon, only the station’s attendant may legally operate the pump thanks to a state law forbidding the driver from doing it on supposed safety grounds, Do it yourself and you’ll get slapped with a $500 fine.

Rain, Rain, Rain…


You know how a long shower is invigorating? Nine months of near constant rain is nothing like that. Amongst major American cities, Portland has the third highest number of rainy days per year. Clouds routinely hide the sun for months and unleash a steady drizzle that keeps the city green, but the sky so very gray. So gray. Some people kind of like it, but they keep it to themselves.

Live Music


You know that band people are talking about that you’ve never heard of? Well they’re from Portland. And so is Blitzen Trapper, Carrie Brownstein, The Shins, The Decemberists, Elliott Smith, Laura Veirs, Pink Martini, Stars of Track and Field, The Dandy Warhols, The Thermals, and a whole lot more. The city has a thriving music scene and if you’d like to join a local band Craigslist lists thousands of openings.

Buying A Home

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The median home price in Portland is $242,000, a significant bargain compared to Seattle—$400,000 or San Francisco—$1,000,000. Also, the locals are both handy and creative so you might wind up with a house a cool feature like a nightclub in the basement. Go ahead and take a look at available homes for sale on Estately. That’s E-S-T-A-T-E-L-Y. Awesome site for finding a home in Portland, not that we’re biased or anything.

Progressive Politics

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The two-party system is alive and well in Portland, but the two parties consist of the Democratic Party and the Green Party. President George H. W. Bush’s staffers called the city “Little Beirut” because of the protesters they encountered, something the locals take pride in. Well, everyone except Jeff in Richmond, who’s a republican.

Mountains Sometimes Go Boom

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Would you accept living 50 miles from an 11,000-foot-tall volcano that occasionally erupts in exchange for a stunning mountain view and year-round skiing? Everything comes at a price. On the upside, the volcano that exists under the city is extinct.



Portland comes alive in the summer when the skies clear and temperatures average 80 degrees. Locals hang out in city parks, hike in nearby forests, windsurf on the Columbia River, and forage for berries in woods. Nine months of complaining about the rain gives way to basking in the sunshine, except for those whiny imbeciles who choose to complain it’s too hot. They know who they are.

Very Little Snow

Are you a Midwesterner experienced in snow driving? Congrats! If you move to Portland you’ll be one of the best snow drivers in town! The locals are admittedly terrible at it, mostly due to a lack of experience because it only snows a few days per year. Be sure to brag about your driving skills because everyone will be really impressed that some dude from Ohio can drive in the snow.



Portland isn’t home to an NFL or MLB franchise, or even a college sports power, but it does have the NBA’s Portland Trailblazers and MLS’ Portland Timbers. The Trailblazers have made great strides in recent years in improving their public image after years of being called The Jailblazers (frequent player arrests), but it’s a far cry from the Clyde Drexler days. The Timbers have a strong following made up of aspiring hooligans, Europhiles, people who like to wear scarves, but also thousands of actual soccer fans who really know the game. If that doesn’t do it for you, the city is also home to roller derby, lacrosse, a Triple-A baseball team, Single A baseball team, a major-junior ice hockey team, a touch rugby team, and one heck of an Ultimate Frisbee team in the Portland Stags.

Food Carts


Portland is known far and wide for having over 400 food carts and mobile eateries. Unlike New York, which features the same hot dog cart on seemingly every corner, Portland boasts incredible variety. The city is even home to Kargi Gogo, a food cart serving up traditional cuisine from the country of Georgia (Sakartvelo). Located between Turkey and Russia, Georgia is the kind of a hip, indie country most people have never even heard of, but obviously Portland has.

Share The City With Wildlife


Portland is a modern city, but that doesn’t mean you’ll never encounter wildlife. Bats live under bridges, owls sometimes swipe at hikers, coyotes stalk cats, deer eat your roses, and raccoons sometimes poke their heads inside the doggie door in search of a snack. However, there are no sharks, poisonous snakes, or alligators.

No Sales Tax

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It’s a shopper’s paradise, and not just because it’s home to the world’s absolute greatest bookstore—Powell’s Books. There is no sales tax in Oregon, so you’ll save a ton of cash when you shop in Portland, particularly if you don’t have a job because Oregon is home to an income tax instead.

Mass Transit


Portland routinely pops up on lists of the top cities for mass transit in the country with a comprehensive transportation system that includes commuter rail and buses, light rail and streetcar lines, and also bike and pedestrian paths. While the city is facing budget shortfalls, Portland is still out ahead while other cities are playing from behind. Portland was one of the first American cities to reintroduce streetcars when it unveiled modern ones in 2001.

Get Outdoors


Portland is a great city for runners and cyclists, but there are even more outdoor recreation opportunities just outside the city. Nearby forests are great for hiking and foraging, and the surrounding rivers are popular for fishing, kayaking and windsurfing. Nearby Mt. Hood has four ski resorts and the Oregon Coast is less than 90 minutes away in case you want to dip your toe in the Pacific Ocean.

Razor Clamming


You’re not truly a local until you’ve cut your hand hunting the coast’s most elusive of shoreline bivalves—the mighty Pacific razor clam.

Potential for Alcoholism

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Portland is home to some of world’s best breweries and brew pubs, and it routinely shows up on lists of best beer cities from the likes of CNNEsquire, GQ, Men’s Journal, and others. On top of being the Craft Beer Capital of America, the city is also leading a craft spirits movement from its own Distillery Row. Combine that with the exceptional wines from the Willamette Valley and double the bars of neighboring Seattle, and it’s no wonder Portland hosts over 500 Alcoholics Anonymous meetings each week.

It’s Very Green

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Portland was ahead of the curve when it comes to sustainable urban planning and wins various awards for its general environmental awesomeness. Locals pride themselves on raising chickens and growing vegetables in their backyards, purchasing locally-sourced everything, and doing a little free ranging of their own in some of the city’s 90,000 acres of green space. Add all that to an urban growth boundary the keeps the urban side urban and the nature side natural and you got yourself some serious green cred. And also a little controversy regarding land use.

Talented Chefs

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There’s a lot of buzz about Portland’s culinary scene thanks to nationally-recognized chefs like Andy Ricker (Pok Pok and Whiskey Soda Lounge), Gabriel Rucker (Le Pigeon), Scott Dolich (Park Kitchen), Cathy Whims (Nostrana) and Naomi Pomeroy (Beast). Portland is perfectly located to take advantage of coastal seafood, area farms and orchards, and forests filled wild mushrooms and other edibles. The city is quickly becoming one of the premier food cities in America.

Drawbridge Syndrome


Once you move to Portland, you’ll immediately want to stop others from moving there because they’ll ruin it. Don’t feel bad for being a hypocrite, it’s called “drawbridge syndrome,” and it’s been going on for generations. It’s the real reason some people call Portland “Bridgetown.”

Nobody Uses Their Car Horn

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Car horns are not outlawed, but residents generally don’t use their horns much in traffic. Newcomers assume this is because Portlanders are polite, law-abiding people, a perception quickly discarded thanks to the high rate of car prowls and thefts. It’s surprising how badly some people want that old CD collection under the front seat.

Tooth Decay


Unlike practically every other city in America, Portland does not fluoridate its drinking water. The majority of scientific research shows fluoride is helpful for dental health and has no side effects, but voters are still skeptical. Is this just a natural distrust of chemical additives or are the city’s anti-fluoride activists simply in the pockets of Big Cavity? The debate will continue and you’ll be asked to pick a side.

You’ll Have To Buy A Bike


Bicycling Magazine rated Portland the #1 Bike-Friendly City in America in 2012 and for good reason. Twelve times more commuters travel by bike in Portland than the national average, and there are 319 miles of area bikeways. The downside is many people feel it’s necessary to ride unicycles.

#1 Dog City in America


With 33 dog parks, plenty of dog friendly restaurants, and its own social network for dogs, it’s no wonder Portland was named the #1 U.S. City for Dogs by Estately. The city also loves its cats, and the city’s professional soccer team even shares its stadium with a feral cat colony. There are a lot of ferrets as well, which is unfortunate.



Most of Portland is happy to laugh along with the portrayal of the city on the popular show Portlandia. Some residents loathe it, but nearly all have been inspired to stop putting birds on things.

The Importance of Breakfast


Aside from Happy Hour, breakfast is the most important meal of the day in Portland, which is why people will wait in line for hours for it. However, the city is home to an incredible number of delicious breakfast spots, as well as some of the best biscuits outside of the south. And yes, you can still get a donut covered in bacon or Fruit Loops at Voodoo Donuts, provided you can handle long lines.

Not A Fast Food City


Fast-food loving newcomers are often crushed to learn Portland has no Sonic (Tigard has one), Chick-fil-A, or In-N-Out Burger, but you’ll probably be able to console yourself at one of Portland’s many food carts. However, it’s not that the city doesn’t have any fast food love. Oregon is home to the inventors of the corn dog—George and Versa Boyington, who originally called it a Pronto Pup.

Portland Is Hipper Than Seattle

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Sure, Portland’s neighbor to the north has a better economy an iconic Space Needle, but even the New York Times knows that Portland is the coolest city in the Northwest (apologies to La Grande). You can judge for yourself here:  Northwest Hipster Battle—Seattle vs. Portland in Epic Showdown. Eventually, you’ll probably have to move to Seattle to get a job, but you’ll always have those awesome tattoos to remember your Portland days (5th most tattooed city in America).

Portland’s Nuclear Option

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Portland’s Reed College is home to the only nuclear reactor operated primarily by undergraduates… so… good luck.

Portland’s Nicknames


Portland got its name from a very uncreative beginning. Two settlers, one from Portland, Maine and one from Boston, Massachusetts flipped a coin to determine which one they’d name the new city after. Since then, the city’s residents have tried to make up for this lack of imagination by creating a variety of nicknames:  Stumptown, PDX, Rose City, Bridgetown, Beervana, Little Beirut, Potland, Munich on the Willamette, Rip City, Hipster Hollow, South Vancouver. Did we forget any?

Umbrellas Are For Tourists


It used to be that only the tourists used umbrellas, but then the Californians moved up and everything changed. Sidewalks grew congested with parasoled pedestrians and the city even put up a statue of a man with an umbrella. You call this progress?

Cinemas Have More Than Popcorn


The good people of Portland are largely responsible for the growing trend of movie theaters serving beer and food. Movie goers can pass on the overpriced sodas and popcorn tubs and instead get a great burger and local microbrew at more than a dozen area theaters.

What else should people consider before moving to Portland? Leave a comment to add to this list.

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  • Michelle M. Winner

    On the Mountain ( Mt Hood) when it snows, we warm up the subbie and ski. Then we drink Old Battle Axe beer and binge-watch Portlandia . When the news comes on we laugh at the Cali’s and PDX hipsters stuck in snow downtown in their Land Rovers and Minis

  • Shaheen Ghiassy

    I’m blown away by the accuracy of this article.

  • CaliGrown

    California is huge. Some call it Cali. Where I’m from we do.

  • CaliGrown

    I’m from Cali too, I ALWAYS use my signals, sometimes I drive fast, sometimes slow. I live in a small beach town and I do t really deal with traffic so I can cruise along no problem. I thought about moving to Portland but seems like they’re not as welcoming to Californians.

    This whole generalizing of Californians is DUMB, for lack of a better word. California is so huge that one town does something differently the next town over does. It’s too diverse to generalize. Besides did anyone notice we are comparing a city (PORTLAND) to an entire state?

  • T_becks

    Portland also has a thriving tech scene and non-traditional work environments, and is starving for more people to either learn to code, or move here with the skill.

  • rose stone

    portland is a great place i lived their all my life and the pizza place already knows my order by heart

  • Cathy Pool

    I’m in Texas now and have been for 20 years, this time. But, I was born in Portland and raised in Oregon and I had an umbrella. When I get ready to come back home, I’ll get an umbrella again.

  • Cathy Pool

    Bingo. for that. My daughter was an A student in Hillsboro, Oregon, and we moved to Texas the end of her sophomore year. I had to pay the local college for science and math classes for there was not a teacher smart enough to teach her advance status.

  • Cathy Pool

    How can you rust in Portland during the summer? Oregon is known for its summer droughts, which is why you often can’t have fires at the camp grounds in summer. I was born in Portland and raised in Oregon. I know this ..

  • Cathy Pool

    As a native Oregonian, yes, we hate Californians. And we are proud of it and don’t mind saying, GO HOME.

  • Cathy Pool

    I remember once on the coast it was in the 70’s and the forecast said no relief in sight….

  • Cathy Pool

    The only poisonous snake in Oregon is the rattler.

  • Cathy Pool

    Me too, someday..

  • Chris Fluffy Parelius

    This sounds like 37 reasons why I want to move to the other Portland. <— Maine resident.

  • vegasdude

    Born/Raised in Portland, Las Vegas last 17 years.. Finally moving back to PARADISE. … Guess I’ll have to get studded snow tires again, lol.. YES… Most snow are no problem.. It’s WHEN there’s the hidden layer of ice, ice storm, etc… I always had studs, and drove like an ACE in the winter since I was 16.. SO SO HAPPY… to be moving back to Thee Most AWESOME City in the States… =))))

  • Rebecca

    Is it really against the law to leave your dog unattended in your car? Regardless of temperature?
    I understand not leaving your dog in a HOT car but most of the year the inside of ones car just doesn’t get hot there. Esp when taking common sense precautions such as cracking windows or parking in garages or shade.
    And dogs can tolerate great cold. Some live outside all year after all.
    Someone told me that last time I was visiting but I find it so hard to believe!
    Is one not allowed to leave their dog unattended in their home or a dog crate or yard as well? I see no difference.

  • jdizzl

    New York has tons of Georgian restaurants that I’m sure are way better than that lame food cart… is that a joke? Not that there isn’t good food in Portland, but come on… It’s a small town, and not that diverse (at all) in terms of ethnic food options.

  • patitay2k

    OMG!!!! my daughter was right!!! IT IS JUST FOR US!!!! We are Californians who moved to Texas and are contemplating moving back to the West Coast…. Fabulous!

  • mikeATX

    From Austin, moving to Portland. It does seem to have many similarities: Food Carts, live music, shitty drivers (lol), bats, dogs, etc… Minus the self-aggrandizing rednecks of TX!

  • mizladyjai

    Hey! I’m also a native Texan wanting to move to LA or Portland. What advice would you have for me in moving to LA. I’ve got about $1000 in my bank account, I don’t mind living in the real ghetto, is it easy to find jobs.. don’t mind fast food or retail stores, etc.

  • Misviolin

    I Am a professional violinist and Portland has a great symphony. Not surprised this wasn’t mentioned :(

  • Lord Plopington

    Ha @ Syrup

  • Lord Plopington

    Flouride bans are more common in europe where their scientists aren’t as corrupt. It’s fairly well known to cause mental dullness and pretty much do nothing for teeth. I know Germany banned it (and is like 85% solar) Pretty sure there’s a handful of others out that way. All I know is PA water taste like it came straight from a pool, at best and I’m not even in fracking country.

  • Lord Plopington

    I think umbrellas are one of the most under appreciated tools of convenience in America. Umbrellas are great, I don’t get it. They’re like your own little rain bubble that let you go anywhere, staying dry and comfortable. Best thing ever.

  • Serina R

    Californians do NOT use turn signals. Clearly this person hasn’t driven outside of CA much.

  • Danielle Jackson

    How does Portland feel about smokers?

  • Winnie

    I too ended up in Vegas, and am pondering a move to Portland soon! There is no cultural diversity among locals here. Everyone is so full of themselves, plus a ton terrible drivers that make commuting dangerous… and the scenery’s so tacky. It’s depressing here. :/ Good luck getting out of Vegas! :)

  • Lulu

    If your from northern California like me, and lived in the mountains where you can see up to 6 feet of snow. Driving in winter weather is no problem.


    Give me a break. Portland sucks. I’m laughing just sitting here read Portland people talk about how great it is there. LOL
    Ignorance is bliss. 270 days of grey sky. Rain. Nothing outside of city but the sticks and rednecks. Can’t go to the beach-well, you can if you bring a hooded sweatshirt, hiking boots and pants.
    You are lost with like-minded (narrow) individuals who only continue your blindness into ignorance. Run around Portland with California Ideals and then hate California. lol
    There is more vegans, gays, organic food, hippie in California then there will ever be in Portland. The difference is, they are accepting and on planet earth. Isn’t Porltand like 90% white claiming they are progressive and more open-minded than everyone else?
    The beer snobbery is hilarious there. End of my 2 cents. You can fill in the blanks about my thoughts on drinking bad beer and looking down on those that don’t enjoy your fruit infused pumpkin vagina ale.

  • Carolyn-Las Vegas

    You are SOOO right about Vegas. Shallow and very low education levels so low awareness of basically anything unless it’s where to find the loosest slots. A unique culture, but with no real vision other than billionaires building casinos with lots of low level service jobs (extra perk: daily dose of tobacco smoke to coat your lungs). Depressing place to live. Glad you and Vegasdude got out. Portland is a real city that leads the nation in so many ways. It’s on the top of my list when I can get out. God, I’d love some cold rain and the fresh smell of the forest right now! And I want urban chickens!

  • http://sweattshop-graphic-artist.blogspot.com/ Dennis Sweatt

    Holy heckle! I’m convinced. Sign me up!

  • Kali_Girl

    I was thinking about moving to Portland for many reasons; I’m 44 a California native and I can’t even afford to rent a place on my own here, Let alone buy a house. I work 2 jobs, just to make ends meet and have to rent a room. I guess I could move inland, but I don’t want to commute an hour to get to work. The main reason I love it here is living at the beach and the weather. I like Oregon, it’s beautiful, I love nature and I like that I could afford to live there and find work in my industry. I never even heard of the portland is until reading the comments in the post. It’s a little deterring to be honest, I feel like I may be pejudged against if I move there because I’m from California. I get it though, I watched it happen here, being born and raised at the beach. It’s a bummer I can’t really afford to stay here unless I want to live like poverty as I get older lol. Anyway, I’m still going to come visit and check it out, hopefully I won’t be greeted with hostility. ~Peace

  • Kali_Girl

    Oops I meant I never heard of the show Portlandia lol. Auto correct. :)

  • Yokie

    Brian, we have lots of ice in the Midwest. There is an art to driving in the winter: slow down, don’t use your brakes if you can help it – shift into a lower gear, turn INTO the skid and most of all DON’T panic.

  • Joseph Schmoe

    Seriously looking into a move west, and PDX is at the top of the list…

  • guitardrummer

    Sounds inviting to visit but I’ll stay on residing in Florida.

  • Landon Parks

    Come to Cincinnati and tell me that… lol

  • Jack

    $1000 in la will last you one week

  • http://www.facebook.com/martinweit/ Martin E. Weit

    With over 10 feet of snow per year in the Eastern Sierra of California where I live, you couldn’t be more wrong. Even mountain areas close to LA get 5 feet.

  • Fleabert Spider

    Because we don’t have snow that often, may people CANT drive in snow! I don’t know if you recall the last few snow storms have caused such bad traffic that it takes people around 3 or more hours to get home when it usually takes around an hour. Which brings me to my next point, the traffic! It’s terrible now with the crowds of people flocking to move here. We natives don’t really care much for this “keep Portland weird” and Portlandia hipster crap! I want the old Portland back that had barely any traffic. Now on any given day going anywhere it takes an hour and with everyone moving here, it’s going to only get worse because we aren’t set up like Seattle or California to expand the highways. Rent has gone up and is high, employment isn’t all that great and YES, PEOPLE it rains A LOT ! Downpours where you can’t go anywhere outside without getting soaked. Also, we are on the list of the highest suicides (is it all the rain?!) Something to consider before moving here! I have lived here for 51 years (my entire life) and am looking to find somewhere else because I don’t like the crowds and the traffic! Portland is ruined :( and no longer has the charm it used to have. Oh and it is NOT the whitest city, there is a large amount of the Hispanic community living in Portland now, so it has definite diversity.

  • Diana

    I’m not sure if anyone still checks this, but I am trying to decide between moving to Seattle or Portland. I am a 25 year-old elementary school teacher. I want to go somewhere where it will be easy to establish a soicial circle, since I will be moving there alone. Any suggestions?

  • Mark

    That’s Right, Portland Rocks !

  • Dottie

    Love this city!

  • Brittney Waldrop

    Reading this has made me fall even more in love with Portland and I won’t be moving there until the summer!!!!!

  • Steve Menard

    I’m from Montreal and I’m considering moving my family out to Portland (after finding a job of course). We get an average of 230 cm (almost 100″) of snow each year (Dec to March). Every year it’s compulsory to put snow tires on your vehicle no later than December 15th, so I’d say that I have some experience driving in the snow. Our sales tax (Federal and Provincial) is close to 14%, but on the plus side, we also have great microbreweries, restaurants, bars, but not many food carts. Public transit is great – it better be, because gas is about $1.00 a liter (or about $3.15 US). Annual sunshine hours in Montreal = 1,860 (about 100 less than Portland’s 1,953), so THAT wouldn’t be a problem. Relative to the US, even conservative-minded people in Canada would be considered liberal, so I’d fit right in. The only drawback I see is where Montreal is very ethnically diverse, Portland appears to be rather homogenous. (i.e. white). Anyway, could any locals give me some tips about life in Portland? P.S. I’ve been to Portland once, but it was WAY back in 1984. I’m sure that a lot has changed.