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34 Things to Know Before Moving to Austin, Texas


From the recording studios of Seattle to the dot-coms of Silicon Valley, it seems just about everyone is talking about moving to Austin, Texas. Drawn by the low cost of living, excellent job market, delicious Tex-Mex, and incredible music scene, Austin is a beckoning siren. So, should you join the hordes and head to Austin? Check out Estately’s list of 33 Things to Consider Before Moving to Austin before you pack up and make Austin your new home.

1. Chicken $#!% Bingo

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When people say, “Austin has it all,” what they really mean is, “Austin has it all, including a form of Bingo that requires a chicken to bring its digestion to completion.” To join the fun you’ll have to head to Ginny’s Little Longhorn Saloon, an establishment that’s won titles like one of the 20 Worst Bars In America and also a place on the list of 20 Great Bars To Throw Up In.

2. Most Adorable Cats In America

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Not a cat person? Take a trip to Austin Pets Alive and you’re almost certain to go home with your own kitten or cat. It’s not clear whether it’s the climate, some cultural phenomenon or a secret breeding program, but Austin has the coolest cats of any city in North America. They’re just adorable and they want to move in with you.

3. Breakfast Tacos


An important part of this nutritious breakfast in Austin is a breakfast taco at Torchy’s Tacos. If tacos sound a little heavy for breakfast then maybe this isn’t the city for you. Get out.

4. Two Holy Days

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Most monotheistic religions have a Sabbath, a single holy day per week. During football season, many devout Longhorns football fans add a second, reserving their Saturdays solely for the purpose of watching the U.T. game. Some Saturdays are filled with elation, while others with profound grief. Either way, there’s sure to be partying down on 6th Street. Don’t worry Texas A&M fans; there are a few Aggie-friendly bars in the area for you.

5. Affordable Homes

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Despite Austin‘s rapid economic growth and popularity, home prices are considerably cheaper than comparable cities like San Francisco. According to the Austin Board of Realtors, the median home price for the Austin area rose 8% in the past year, but was still only $231,500 as of May of 2013. Check out current homes for sale in Austin on Estately here or see all the photos of the brightly-painted home above here.

6. Live Music Capital Of The World


It wasn’t clever marketing that earned Austin the title of Live Music Capital of the World. Austin won it with numerous music festivals and live music coming from seemingly every bar, nightclub, and coffeeshop in town. The upside is there are 30+ live acts performing on Mondays alone, and over a hundred on Fridays and Saturdays. Should you want to join the fun, there are over 500 Craigslist ads seeking musicians each week. The only downside is that for every Austin band playing a show, there are 5-10 aspiring rockers angering their neighbors by practicing their power chords at 2am.

7. Bikability


Austin is bike-friendly enough for Lance Armstrong to live and train here so it must be at least okay, right? Bicycling magazine declared Austin America’s 13th Most Bike-Friendly City thanks to its new bikeways, urban-trail plan, and great bike advocates like Bike Austin. It’s only going to get better for bikes.

8. Kingdom of Queso


  1. Queso is a cheesy sauce found on breakfast tacos, enchiladas, and other Tex-Mex classics. You also dip your chips in it. It’s glorious.
  2. There are 20+ calories in every tablespoon of queso.
  3. They often use queso waterfalls instead of chocolate waterfalls at Austin weddings.
  4. The thing Austinites miss most if they move away is the queso, especially these five queso spots, according to Blog con Queso.
  5. In Heaven, the rivers run with queso and you float around on a tortilla chip raft.

9. Can You Wear Cowboy Boots?

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While you’ll look like a real douche wearing cowboy boots in New York City, you’ll look stylish here in Austin. However, don’t rush and buy a pair as soon as you move here. Give it a little time to get acclimated and then pick up a used pair at one of Austin’s vintage clothing stores. Wait a while before wearing it with a buckle and cowboy hat, though; nobody likes the newcomer who’s trying too hard.

10. Bats. Lots Of Bats.


The Congress Avenue Bridge is home to 1.5 million bats in the summer, the largest urban bat colony in North America. The Mexican free-tailed bats discovered new crevices made ideal habitat after engineers reconstructed the bridge. The bats have become a tourist draw and are quite a sight as they depart each night to hunt for bugs.

11. Celebrity Sightings


The odds are incredibly slim that you’ll go to a garage sale and bump into Sandra Bullock, Mike Judge, Andy Roddick and Lance Armstong, but the odds are better in Austin because they all live there. Austin is a great spot for celebrity sightings, especially during SXSW, but the locals don’t fall over themselves with excitement over them. Try to do the same.

12. SXSW

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There are music festivals and then there is THE music festival:  South by Southwest. What started as a local music festival rapidly turned into something far more immense. The festival is now a ten-day celebration of original music, independent films, and emerging technology. During this time, the city is overrun by musicians, concert goers, as well as those in town to attend trade shows and conferences. Locals either stay to partake in the fun, or else rent their homes out for exorbitant prices to those attending. Two weeks of renting it out can pay your mortgage or rent for 3-5 months. Just consider it when estimating housing costs.

13. Entrepreneurial Oasis


Whether you’re looking to start a food truck offering Mongolian dumplings or the next innovative software company, Austin is an entrepreneur’s paradise. The workforce is educated and bilingual, there is no personal state income tax, and skilled workers are attracted to the low cost of living and high quality of life. According to Under30CEO, Austin is the Top City for Young Entrepreneurs in 2013 and Thumbtack.com’s Small Business Survey 2013 found Austin to be the Most Business Friendly City in America. Small businesses don’t face the same level of taxes or complicated licensing requirements as other cities, and there is a thriving startup culture.  If you’re looking to create a great tech company, find work at an emerging startup, or experience a work culture built on collaboration, Austin’s might just be the best spot in the country. Of course the competition is tougher, too.

14. Frolf Or Die


Not really into golf? No problem. Austin has plenty of disc golf, also known as Frisbee golf or frolf. It’s basically golf played with a Frisbee and Austin is sort of a disc golf Mecca, with over 40 courses in the Austin area. Will you get made fun of for playing it? Absolutely. Will you secretly get super competitive and not care? Of course. Just be sure to stay away from the hacky sack.

15. Warnings For Democrats

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  1. Austin is a very blue city, but it’s surrounded by red suburbs, red counties, and a pretty red state. Living in a blue enclave doesn’t isolate you from socially conservative policies, growing restrictions on women’s health care, and an abundance of executions.
  2. Gov. Rick Perry, famed for his inability to count to three during a debate, will not be seeking re-election in 2014. However, the next governor will most certainly be another Republican.
  3. Democrats are putting together a long-term campaign to turn Texas blue and could use a few good democrats to move there to help make it happen.

16. Warnings For Republicans

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  1. Austin is so liberal it’s sometimes jokingly referred to as the “People’s Republic of Austin.” You can smell the patchouli on the hippies from as far away as Armadillo. 
  2. Thousands of people move to Austin every year for the limited government, low taxes, and business-friendly environment. Austin may be the blue tumor in a red body, but the state’s Republican state government keeps liberal Austin from getting too “weird.”
  3. Austin may be hostile to social conservatives and religious fundamentalists, but libertarians will enjoy the live-and-let-live attitude.

17. Trudy’s Stuffed Avocados


This delicious dish alone is reason enough to move to Austin. They take an avocado, stuff it with chicken and cheese, bread it and fry it, and then top it with more cheese and a green chile sauce. It’s basically the greatest thing ever and if you don’t like can take your stunted tastebuds back to whatever bland, Midwest town you came from. The crown jewel of Tex-Mex, this glorious meal is best paired with a couple Mexican Martinis, but only two because they cut you off after that because THEY ARE STRONG!

18. Stephen F. Austin


Austin is named for the Father of Texas—Stephen F. Austin—who led the successful colonization of the region bringing 300 families to settle the area. He was reluctant to do so, but it was his father’s dying wish so what’s a guy gonna do? If the name Austin doesn’t do it for you, the city also goes by the nicknames Bat City, Heart of Texas, Hippie Haven, Live Music Capital of the World, River City, Silicon Hills, People’s Republic of Texas, Queso Capital, Weird City, and many more.

19. Mad Dog Margaritas

The Texas Chili Parlor Bar was made famous by the Guy Clark song “Dublin Blues,” but did you know the drink doesn’t even have a drop of Mad Dog in it? Not only that, but legend has it the drink didn’t actually exist so the bartenders had to invent one to meet the sudden demand the song caused. Order the drink anyway and have a side of Frito pie.

I wish I was in Austin  /  In the Chili Parlor Bar  /  Drinkin’ Mad Dog Margaritas  / And not carin’ where you are  — Guy Clark.

20. Location Is Everything

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Austin and Dallas may have a state in common, but they really couldn’t be more different. Dallas is perched on the edge of the prairie, a place where the man in the cowboy hat and buckle is actually a business attorney transplanted from Connecticut. Austin resides in the scenic Hill Country, a place where the guy with the cowboy hat and buckle is probably a musician from Seattle. Either way, most people in Dallas wish they lived in Austin, but they will go to great lengths to deny it.

21. Orchestra Showdown

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Austin supports two talented orchestras, but if you live here you’re going to have to pick a side. Like the East Coast vs. West Coast rap battles of recent memory, the rivalry between these two orchestras could turn ugly fast. Ask yourself, will you stand with the Austin Symphony Orchestra, the oldest performing group in Austin, or the Austin Civic Orchestra, a volunteer-based semi-professional orchestra? Choose wisely because an orchestra battle can quickly come to fisticuffs.

22. Fit City


You’d think with all the delicious Tex-Mex and barbecue Austin’s citizenry would be groaning under the weight of their collective obesity. Actually, Austin is a fitness-focused city that spends a lot of time exercising outdoors. The American College of Sport Medicine declared Austin the 11th Fittest City in America, by far the healthiest major city in Texas. Austin has a downright un-American obesity rate of just 22.9 percent!

23. Want To Get Weird?


The slogan “Keep Austin Weird” was originally spoken by Red Wassenich and later adopted by the Austin Independent Business Alliance to promote small business in Austin. At least that’s what Wikipedia says. Truth be told the slogan came about when ol’ Red received divine instructions from a talking bat who called on him to keep Austin from losing touch with its true nature. And, sure, Austin has lost some weird landmarks like the Armadillo World Headquarters, but SPAMARAMA is back, and the city’s efforts to keep it weird are so inspiring that other cities have tried to steal the slogan. Primarily, the attempted thievery has come from Portland, Oregon. Check out examples of Austin’s eccentric side HERE and be prepared to fly your freak flag high if you move here. If you’re unsure how to, just ask Kinky Friedman.

24. lce Cream Is Better In Texas


Ice cream lovers flock to Austin for the legendary Amy’s Ice Creams, which won national fame for their world famous Mexican Vanilla Ice Cream. But be warned:  If there really are UFOs visiting earth then it won’t be long until the planet is invaded by some alien force set on stealing all the Amy’s Ice Cream for themselves. People, this will be our next Alamo and the 350 rotating flavors must be defended at all costs.

25. Sunshine


Clear skies are a common occurrence in Austin, which averages 115 sunny days per year. While better than most of the country, it still has fewer than El Paso (194), Amarillo (157), or Dallas-Fort Worth (135).

26. Crime Doesn’t Pay


If you’d like to avoid being arrested by Walker, or any other Texas Ranger, then you’ll want to avoid walking around Austin with wire cutters in your pocket because it’s against the law. Also, if you are planning to become a murderer, Austin is a lousy place to do it because the Great State of Texas relishes executing murderers.

27. Walkability


Your boots are made for walking, but unfortunately Austin isn’t. According to Walk Score, Austin is just the 31st most walkable large city, with the most walkable neighborhoods being Downtown, West University and the University of Texas. On the upside, there’s probably a live music venue within walking distance no matter where you are.

28. Food Trailer Courts

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These trailer park food courts are more like culinary theme parks. You will eat at them a lot, unless you’re some kind jerk.

If You’re Ready To Move, Check Out Homes For Sale In Austin on Estately By Clicking Here

29. So Much Yoga

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Do you enjoy contorting your body into pretzel-like shapes even more than eating pretzels out of picnic baskets? Well, yogi, Austin is the town for you. The hard part is going to be choosing between the 200+ different places offering  yoga classes in some form. There are yoga flash mobs, classes in parks, yoga-themed dating services, classes taught by former NFL running back Ricky Williams (still waiting to exhale), and plenty more. You can even bring your pooch with you to Austin Doga, which holds the Guinness World Record for most dogs doing yoga (341). It would have been 375, but 34 dogs were disqualified because they were actually just grooming themselves.

30. Dog Paradise


The Texas Capital is Estately’s #4 U.S. City for Dogs (related article). Austin won points for its 11 dog parks, ample water to play in, and a plethora of activities to share with your pooch. Austin offers a variety of boutiques and health food stores for Fido, as well as more than 35 pet photographers. Seriously. The city also hosts the annual Easter Pet Parade & Costume Contest, the Austin Dog Fair, and a host of other dog celebrations. But the best dog feature in Austin is Kramer the Austin Famous Rock Dog, who fishes for rocks in local lakes and streams. Your dog could to.

31. Grab Your Waterwings


Did you know over a third of all Americans are unable to swim? If you’re one of those people you’re going to need to learn or get a fresh pair of waterwings because Austinites spend their free time on the water and in public pools. Locals swim in Barton Springs Pool and dozens of others, kayak on Lady Bird Lake, sail or waterski on Lake Travis, and even float the nearby Guadalope River with a cooler in tow.

32. Sports


Austin is the largest city in America to not have a team in one of the major sports leagues, so you won’t be attending any NFL, NHL, MLB, or NBA games. However, the University of Texas Longhorns football team could probably beat a couple NFL teams (Jaguars/Raiders). If college football isn’t your thing, then consider watching the Austin Toros, an NBA Development League minor league basketball team; the Round Rock Express, a Triple A minor league baseball team; or, if you’re tough enough, one of the best flat track roller derby teams in the nation—the Texas Rollergirls. If, like much of Austin, you’d simply rather play than watch, just join one of dozens one of local recreational sports leagues.

33. Heavy Metal Fans?



With the frequency you see this gesture, you’d think Austin was a city solely dedicated to the heavy metal band Black Sabbath. In actuality, the Hook ’em Horns hand signal represents a longhorn, as in the University of Texas Longhorns. It’s possible that the second leading cause of carpal tunnel syndrome in Austin is frequent use of this hand signal.

34. Traffic From Hell


If you don’t have a good stereo and air conditioning in your car, you’re going to be completely miserable because traffic is terrible in Austin. Local mass transit isn’t very fast, and the freeways and arterials are clogged with traffic. For every appearance on a list of top places to live, Austin routinely shows up on lists of the worst U.S. cities for traffic. According to INRIX, you’ll spend 38 hours per year stuck in traffic, the fourth worst in the country. On the upside, the locals cover their bumpers in amusing bumper stickers so you’ll have something to read.

Did we forget anything? Let us know in the comments below.


  • Name

    $1000/month is my dream. I live about 20 miles south of DC and pay $2200 for a 3BR townhouse.

  • creepyTexan

    Because 100 people are moving here a day (literally) since I wrote that it is now $1500.– a month for a 3-2-2.

  • creepyTexan

    Autin’s homes Trulia just reported are the most over inflated in the country. The bubble will burst. Yoy see that is why so many are moving here cause to them it is sooo cheap. 8 years ago we could bargain when buying a house and usually talk them down by $4000 on a $125,000 home. Now the out of towners come in and squeal “it’s so cheap” and then plunk down 5000 extra to beat out the others. Austinites are suffering, the new money talks, inflates and doubles our size. Meanwhile the newcomers snivel about or our bad traffic-“you caused it by moving here by the masses fools”. We were a medium sized city which became big in 2 years!

  • creepyTexan

    What is it about Austin that is making all y’all want to move here all at once? 100 a day coming in. What advertising moron drone(as in follower bee) can we blame? What greedy old, fat assed man or woman with a gold tooth can we single out and paint a red X on his back?

  • creepyTexan

    I actually think the pan handlers are a plus-but I am just weird ya know old time Austin weird. Like when people used to say Hi to each other instead of strangers giving others a grim look because they are from some sad city where they imagined smiling would get them mugged.

  • Alexander Bauer

    My wife and I are looking to move here next January, the prices in the bay area have just gotten too unreasonable. We live in Fremont, which is sort of the boonies of the bay area, and pay $2400 for a 810 sq ft. 1 bedroom apartment. As of June 2015 I’m seeing apartments in downtown Austin that have around 1200 sq ft. and two bedrooms for $1600-1900, which is really damn good! I’ve heard mixed reviews about the traffic…LA, the bay area, and New York are notoriously bad, how would you compare Austin traffic to that in those cities? Not that bad? My old commute before I got into public transportation was 1 1/2 hours each way to go 30 miles. Anything we should consider before moving? Thanks for any/all advice!

  • foulkeyu

    You’re the same one saying above that you think panhandlers are a “plus.” Disinclined to take your advice on matters of economics.

  • foulkeyu

    Some people wield a “racism” hammer and go around looking for nails …

  • GenX

    Last time I was in Austin there was live music at the Central Market Grocery Store… the grocery store man. I doubt you ever lived in Austin.

  • GenX

    Taos a close second?

  • Tan

    i hope , you did not moves to south Florida

  • Sally Brown

    Same thing is happening in Nashville.

  • Skylar

    I am currently living in Buffalo, NY and would like to move to Austin. Right now in the city of Buffalo I live in the artsy college community area that is known as Allentown. Which part of the city of Austin is kinda close to the University of Texas at Austin, affordable housing… and still close to night life for job opportunities?

  • Aggie Proud

    Austin sucks.

    Hippies are the only decent thing in Austin. Other than hippies it is filled with Bevo loving T-Sips who all went to Walmart and bought t-shirts to show their love and devotion to Texas university.

    These TU t-shirt fans, along with the few Austinites that actually went to TU, all pile into their energy efficient Japanese economy cars and sit in traffic for hours a day, smug in the knowledge that they are so much better than all of the consumer focused heathens in DFW zipping around the tollways in their BMW’s.

    Austin is just filled with the worst sort of people. These people are caught between two worlds and still love their pro-life politics and pro-environment focus, while still hating Californians, gays, minorities, and poor people.

    Austin has taken the absolute worst of the left-wing and right-wing and blended it together to form some strange quasi liberal-hillbilly hybrid who you meet in any bar in the city, and is so smug and full of themselves that they have no idea why normal people look at them and want to punch them in the face.

  • Biff Stokely

    good go home

  • Biff Stokely

    also #35 don’t move here, if you did take who ever wrote this article with you and if you want “good” breakfast tacos go to corpus…maybe san antonio…maybe