Because mapping out each U.S. state’s sordid internet search histories isn’t nosy enough, Estately teamed decided to peek at each state’s dreams by teaming up with DreamsCloud, a site that helps users find meaning and deeper understanding in their dreams. DreamsCloud analyzed the dream descriptions of users in each state and provided the five most common words/symbols that appear for each. We put the most frequently mentioned symbol on the map and listed the top five below. Estately attempted to assign meaning to the most common dream symbols for each state. Feel free to provide your own interpretations in the comments section. We’ll share the best ones on social media. And be sure to check out DreamsCloud’s Dream Dictionary for a far more insightful analysis of the meaning individual dream symbols.
ALABAMA: high school / dancing / sex / breasts / beach house
Instead of reading a book before bed, residents of Alabama like to watch their Girls Gone Wild tape on VHS.
ALASKA: magic / falling / old man / school / hands
Alaska is filled with wild animals and creepy dreams.
ARIZONA: bedroom / left / talking / thief / phone
The greatest fear for an Arizona resident is that someone will steal their phone. This could be said about everyone under the age of 40.
ARKANSAS: *no data
Perhaps people in Arkansas sleep so soundly because they never dream at all?
CALIFORNIA: talking / back / people / down / house
You know how people always say they wish they could record their awesome dreams and make them into a movie? In California their dreams are so boring they just make movies instead.
COLORADO: dog / hello / rhyme / gunshots / teacher
One of the worst symptoms of altitude sickness is dreaming that you’re a canine rapper dodging gunfire on your way to school.
CONNECTICUT: baby / flight / shopping / fire / mall
A common fear in Connecticut is that date night will be canceled because the Sbarro at the mall is closed because of a fire.
DELAWARE: speeding / terrorist / guns / broken car / stalker
Dream time in Delaware is basically just a Die Hard movie.
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA: drugs / dark / car / crown / train
If you’re a drug kingpin in D.C. it’s a real dream dilemma choosing what mode of transport to smuggle your goods.
FLORIDA: bathroom / house / day / cruise ship / nye
It doesn’t matter if you’re at home, on a cruise ship, or hanging out with Bill Nye, the primary concern is bathroom proximity.
GEORGIA: grocery / argue / diapers / bus / bed
Selecting the wrong brand of diapers at the store can get you thrown out of the house or run out of town. THIS STATE WEARS HUGGIES!!!
HAWAII: music / father / family / furniture / bathroom
Did you know that there are a shortage of garages in Hawaii and that’s why most family bands have to practice in the bathroom?
IDAHO: Japanese writing / shooter / signs / raw eggs / airport
If you’re an Idaho car service driver you have a couple real concerns: 1. Making a sign the Japanese businessman you’re picking up at the airport can read so he knows you’re his driver. 2) Training like Rocky Balboa, which includes chugging raw eggs like oyster shooters.
ILLINOIS: airport / girlfriend / car / people / dragon
Would you rather drive your girlfriend to the airport during a rush hour or battle a dragon? There’s no correct answer here.
INDIANA: blue / bear / down / ex-boyfriend / night
Feeling blue? Ex-boyfriend got you feeling down? Well get ready to meet somebody new at Bear Night, the Midwest’s most exciting bear-themed bingo event.
IOWA: angels / carnations / steal / airplane / ace
Ever have that recurring dream that your a WWI flying ace and you’ve stolen an airplane to fly to heaven to win the heart of a beautiful angel by presenting her with a bouquet of carnations? You would if it was 1920 and you lived in Iowa.
KANSAS: above / accelerating / abyss / abutment / accordion
Kansas residents don’t get very far into the alphabet when they dream.
KENTUCKY: ex-boyfriend / loss / blame / black hole / whiteness
If you’ve lost your ex-boyfriend when he was sucked into a black hole then you only have your whiteness to blame… apparently.
LOUISIANA: drugs / sex / bike / vampire / moving
The lesson here is if you’re going to do drugs and sex stuff with vampires at least travel by bicycle because of global warming, and also because you’re really high and not in the right state of mind to operate heavy machinery.
MAINE: screaming / ghost / haunted / laughing / laugh
In Maine’s libraries, the collected works of Stephen King are found under humor writing, not horror.
MARYLAND: conscious / drum set / acid / firefighter / cemetery
Dream time in Maryland is basically that really cool older kid from up the street who you later learned was a total loser.
MASSACHUSETTS: abyss / tidal waves / applications / team / accident
You’re a team of programmers working on a new iPhone app that can save the world from natural disasters and nuclear accidents, but can you complete your task before your alarm clock wakes you?
MICHIGAN: down / big / over / rock / (the S-H word)
Bunch of potty mouth Neanderthals in Michigan
MINNESOTA: bus / falling / crowd / building / inside
Imagine if instead of dreaming you just re-watched Speed (starring Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock) over and over. That’s real life in Minnesota.
MISSISSIPPI: cheating / doctor / water / adultery / sex
If this were a game of Clue, a good guess would be Doctor X… in the swimming pool… with your husband?
MISSOURI: sex / party / ex / friends / Disney
Oddly, a Missourians greatest fear when attending a sex party dressed like a Disney character is bumping into an ex-girlfriend of ex-boyfriend hanging out with all his/her friends.
MONTANA: friends / murder / fire / fame / artist
Sort of figured everyone in Montana just dreamed about Brad Pitt fly fishing in A River Runs Through It, but it’s actually much darker than that.
NEBRASKA: piglet / sand / business card / afterbirth / Grenada
Hi, my name is Linda and my professional goals include moving to Grenada and running along the beach with my pet piglet. Here’s my business card…?
NEVADA: house / hotel / fire / body / street
Arsonists have the bulk of anxiety-filled dreams in Nevada.
NEW HAMPSHIRE: house / sex / time / day / bedroom
The logistics of sex are really keeping New Hampshire up at night.
NEW JERSEY: running / kiss / tornado / holding hands / co-worker
New Jersey dream date: Take co-worker to a KISS concert, hold hands, kiss, and then fly away to somewhere else together in a tornado. Awesome.
NEW MEXICO: sitting / tongue / ear / back / car
Do you want to fool around in the back of a parked car? New Mexico does.
NEW YORK: family / cats / city / death / people
Some day, when humanity has vanished, New York will be repopulated by a large family of tabby cats.
NORTH CAROLINA: amusement park / abdomen / soda / cafeteria / stabbed
If you’re in North Carolina at an amusement park and you experience a stomach ache it’s either bad cafeteria food or you’ve been stabbed.
NORTH DAKOTA: *insufficient data
Since there’s no measurable data, this is just a guess, but everyone in North Dakota dreams they’re the Highlander, and there can only be one Highlander!
OHIO: down / fear / relationship / car / family
Basically, Ohio residents just dream their stuck on a family road trip all night every night.
OKLAHOMA: birds / green / river / family / paintings
If they didn’t have families to take care, Oklahomans would probably follow their dreams of moving to Portland, Oregon to become bird portrait artists.
OREGON: people / stomach / talking / day / marriage
Before he could say “I do” the 7-layer burrito he’d unwisely eaten started audibly rumbling in his stomach and the marriage was doomed.
PENNSYLVANIA: sales / walls / choking / ocean / lion
A classic Philly pick-up line people dream of hearing is “Hey baby, when I’m not making sales calls while boxed in by these cubicle walls I like to strangle lions in the ocean. Can I buy you a drink?”
RHODE ISLAND: island / demon / flight / friends / phone
If you’re ever trapped on a demon-filled island with your friends it’s probably Rhode Island (*not an island).
SOUTH CAROLINA: bed / ocean / bedside / school / can
That’s boring, South Carolina. Boring.
SOUTH DAKOTA: cupcake / bank / Tessa Dee / cheating / crying
Tessa Dee is the reigning Miss South Dakota and the state’s residents would like to buy her a cupcake.
TENNESSEE: friends / adultery / little / sand / singer
Those country song themes really invade dream time in Tennessee.
TEXAS: family / man / driving / crowd / airport
If you’re reading this from inside an airport shuttle bus heading to a Texas airport you might want to check and see if your driver is asleep.
UTAH: breasts / back / couch / house / lean
A common dream in Utah is that you’re back at the house, sitting on the couch, eating a chicken breast Lean Cuisine with broccoli florets and a pomegranate sauce.
VIRGINIA: test / friends / left / family / down
When you flunk a test in dreamland in Virginia you’re letting down a lot of friends and family.
WASHINGTON: cats / wedding / laser / family / hide
Everyone in Washington has a recurring dream in which the cat finally gains control of the laser pointer and ruins a family wedding.
WEST VIRGINIA: apple / adventure / lap dance / science / body
For a lonely pervert, the lap dance was very enjoyable, but as a scientist the lap dance really provided a Galileo moment in providing a great understanding of gravity.
WISCONSIN: time / keys / new / black / people
Ever have that dream you travel back in time so you can be the first person to tell everyone about a new band called The Black Keys? That’s sad.