It’s official, Darryl Lee is the winner of the Estately House Haiku Contest. All must bow to Darryl. Not only does he win the grand prize, a 16GB iPad mini, but he earns the title of Twitter Poetry Slam Champion in the much coveted category of Haikus Relating to Real Estate. His haikus were a joy to a read, but Darryl really set himself up for victory by providing 61% of all submissions. Since the winner was selected at random he was the overwhelming favorite and the odds came out in his favor.
This was our personal favorite of Mr. Lee’s submissions…
The Flintstones-themed home belonging to the late Dick Clark was the muse for many, but not all of the entires. Here are some other choice haiku tweets…
Congratulations to Darryl Lee (@notyoutoo). DM us your mailing address and the prize will arrive soon! Thanks to everyone who participated in the Estately House Haiku Contest. And to everyone who didn’t we hope your Klaut score falls, your followers all have eggs for avatars, and your tweets are filled with typos.
Considering moving to Seattle? If so, you’re not alone. The city famed for rain and coffee was recently voted the Most Popular City in America, but is it really right for you? Here are 37 things you should know before you make Seattle your new home.
Annual precipitation is actually less than in New York or Boston, but the rain seemingly falls in a constant, steady drizzle that can feel like Chinese water torture. But don’t worry, that only lasts for 9 months! The real hard part is it’s often dreary and gray. Seattle sees an average of 220 overcast days per year, the most of any major American city. Small children go without seeing the sun for so long that some have been known to ask “What’s the bright thing in the sky?” This is not a joke. This is real.
Beyond Grunge
Locals are proud of Seattle’s diverse music scene and rich history so don’t dwell on just the grunge years dominated by Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, and Nirvana. Seattle is also the hometown of Jimi Hendrix and Quincy Jones, SubPop records and the radio station KEXP, as well as Heart, Sir Mix-A-Lot, Macklemore, Modest Mouse, Band of Horses, and plenty more.
Sleepless in Seattle
If you make repeated references to the Meg Ryan/Tom Hanks film, or wear clothing with the film’s title on it, you will immediately be kicked out of the city. Is that clear?
The Seattle Freeze
Many newcomers say the city offers an icy welcome that’s come to be called “The Seattle Freeze.” The freeze is real and could be caused by the “Scandinavian factor.” You see, once upon a time Seattle was a heavily Scandinavian town and those Swedish and Norwegian loggers and fisherman were a polite, but guarded people. Eventually, that personality was adopted by the city as a whole. Fear not though, this Nordic reservedness is easily thawed by plying locals with free alcohol.
Killer Whales
In San Diego, trained killer wales do tricks for sardines in a large pool while people cheer. In Seattle, wild orcas are frequently spotted as they roam Puget Sound in search of sea lions to nosh on. While the waters are filled with some of nature’s most feared killers, there are no poisonous snakes on dry land, so that’s pretty awesome.
Portland Is More Hip Than Seattle
Portland is like Seattle’s hipper sibling, the cool one in a band that rarely works and and borrows money from mom for more tattoos. Seattle is a little jealous of its edgier neighbor to the south, but Seattle wouldn’t trade its strong economy for the additional food carts, strip clubs, and tattoo parlors. If you really want to stoke Seattle’s insecurities just compare it to San Francisco or Vancouver.
Buying a House in Seattle
You can go urban and buy a modern condo Downtown or in Belltown, or you can buy a little house in one of Seattle’s unique neighborhoods. You could even live on a houseboat. The median home price is $310,300, but you’ll pay more than that if you want a view of the mountains or water. With few homes on the market, there’s a lot of competition among buyers so prepare for bidding war. You can search for your dream home at the Seattle-based real estate search site Estately. There’s even this list of upcoming open houses in Seattle.
Software Geeks
Are you attracted to ponytailed men who type code and speak Klingon? Does the combination of sandals and socks awaken your desires? If so, then prepare to feast upon the smorgasbord of Seattle’s male software geek population because they are everywhere. Female software geeks are harder to stereotype, but they’re also here in abundance.
Crime
As the #4 Safest City in America it’s no wonder jaywalking is something the police actually care about. The $56 fine should be considered robbery, but isn’t factored in the crime stats.
Winter Weight Gain
Overall, Seattle is a fit and athletic city, but when the weather turns dreary locals take solace in some of the best ice cream and gelato in America—Molly Moon’s, Mora Iced Creamery, and D’Ambrosio to name a few. It’s natural to add some pudge in the winter. To not do so makes everyone around you resent you.
Progressive Politics
A bastion of progressive leftyism, Seattle is a politically active city that frequently takes to the street in protest. While it prides itself on its tolerance, that tolerance doesn’t extend to social conservatives who disagree. Libertarians, however, get a pass. Seattle is enthusiastic about same-sex marriage and legalized marijuana, was the first major U.S. city to elect a woman as mayor, and went heavily for Obama in 2008 with 84% of the vote.
Becoming a Local
Much like Jeremy Piven’s hair, Seattle is mostly transplants. Very few people who live in Seattle actually grew up there, so it won’t take much time until you start feeling like a local. True locals were once called “mossbacks” because they’d lived in the rainy Northwest so long moss grew on their backs. That little joke is just a sampling of the legendary humor Seattle is famed for.
The Agrarian Lifestyle
Kids growing up on farms often dream of moving to the big city, but it might actually be the opposite in Seattle. Locals turn their curb strips into garden boxes, convert backyards into chicken runs, and forage for wild blackberries in city parks. There are great organizations like Seattle Tilth to help you get started, or you can rely on CSAs like Local Roots to deliver locally grown fruits and veggies to your door.
Various faults in the Earth’s crust crisscross under Seattle to form a spiderweb of danger, and Seattle is overdue for another severe quake. Seriously, this will probably be what finishes Seattle off, unless…
Seattle vs. The Volcanos
Some of those beautiful mountains you can see from the city tend to go boom every 500 years or so, and that day is fast approaching. So there’s that. A variety of other dangers can be found here.
Summertime
While Los Angeles takes its ample sunshine for granted, Seattle makes the most of each sunny day. The good weather usually start right after a rainy Fourth of July, unless it’s late, and then don’t worry because it’ll be here by August, which is almost always lovely and sometimes September is pretty sunny as well. Summer weather is perfect, the northern latitude ensures the days are long, and the whole city ventures outdoors to soak up the vitamin D.
Snow
It doesn’t snow much, but when it does the city comes to a screeching halt because nobody can drive in it. Unlike the soft powder that is packed down into a drivable surface in Chicago, Seattle’s snow tends to be wet and quickly turns to ice so the whole city turns into a skating rink. Use it as an excuse to stay home and catch up on your reading.
Literacy
Seattle is America’s #1 Most Literate City and the Seattle Public Library system has the highest percentage of library card-holders per capita in the country. There’s even a librarian action figure based on famed Seattle librarian Nancy Pearl.
Food—Good News
The city is an absolute foodie’s dream come true. Seattle’s talented chefs have created a unique cuisine that showcases the northwest’s incredible seafood, locally-sourced produce, award-winning wines, and a beer-brewing tradition that trumps just about any other city in America. There’s no shortage of great local food blogs—Salty Seattle, Eater Seattle, Gastrolust, and it’s home to some of the best northwest restaurants like Lark, The Walrus and The Carpenter, Revel, Hitchcock, and Sitka & Spruce. You’re going to eat well here, except…
So-So Chinese Food: It just doesn’t come close to competing with San Francisco or Vancouver, but Seattle compensates with a vast array of Vietnamese, Japanese, Thai, Filipino, and other Asian restaurants. Try not to drown in delicious Vietnamese pho if you move here. That hot, spicy soup pairs perfectly with a winter day or a tight budget.
No Sonic Drive-In: This is really hard to say, but Seattle has zero Sonic franchises, so no Sonic Happy Hour, no refreshing Cherry Limeades, and no cheesy tots delivered right to your car. Also, no Chick-fil-A or Whataburger.
Umbrellas Are For Tourists
Locals don’t tend to use umbrellas, but you can if you want to announce you’re from out of town or that your clothes are dry clean only.
Recycling
Locals tend to be very environmentally conscious, but if you don’t feel like recycling that’s your choice. However, you might wind up dumped in a landfill yourself.
Seattle Sports
Winner of the title of The Most Miserable Sports City In America, Seattle’s professional sports teams are famous for losing games, losing star players, and even losing teams. Seattle was crushed after its NBA team abandoned it for Oklahoma, but the recent rise of the Seattle Seahawks behind new quarterback Russell Wilson has Seattle suddenly feeling optimistic.
Baseball
When the late Mariners announcer Dave Niehaus appears on the jumbotron at Safeco Field, you take your hat off and shed no less than a single tear. That’s not even negotiable. Niehaus is the soul of Mariners baseball and the whole city loves him.
The waterskiing is uncomfortably cold, but Seattle is a great city for activities like mountaineering, hiking, biking, rock climbing, snow sports, fishing, sailing, mushroom foraging, berry picking, and searching for bigfoot. However, you are not required to participate in these outdoor activities. More people dress for these activities than actually engage in them.
Starbucks
Seattle is America’s Best Coffee City and famously home to the first Starbucks and its corporate headquarters, but the city has a mixed relationship with the coffee chain. Pro-Starbucks folks tout the company’s record for job creation, benefits for workers, quick service, and shrewd business model. Starbucks haters knock it for the burnt bean flavor of its coffee, for pushing out smaller coffee shops, and especially for Starbucks CEO Howard Shultz’s role in losing the city’s NBA team to Oklahoma. If you want to ruin a dinner party in Seattle just start a conversation about whether Starbucks is good or evil.
Beer
Seattle churns out a delicious variety of microbrews, but the beer ’round here is still Rainier because it’s light and refreshing, and Seattleites are a nostalgic people when it comes to the television advertising of yore.
Wildlife
Coyotes and raccoons eat a lof of house cats, but they don’t get on mass transit like the above coyote did in Portland. Sometimes, black bears swim ashore from neighboring islands, and on truly special occasions you might witness the majesty of a bald eagle eating out of a fast food dumpster on Highway 99.
When deciding how much you can spend on a home for sale in Seattle, try to budget in a winter trip to Hawaii or Mexico for a break from the gloom. Seriously.
Steep Hills
Seattle’s hills are very steep, but they used to be even steeper before they were forcibly flattened with fire hoses. If your car has a manual transmission you should start saving money for a new clutch.
Dating
Seattle doesn’t appear very frequently on lists of Best Cities for Singles, but the romantic comedy Singles was set in Seattle so you draw your own conclusions.
Believe it or not, one of the most overlooked details when buying a home is whether it has an air hockey table. Price, number of bedrooms, school district—these are all important, but do NOT overlook the air hockey table.
Not only is air hockey one of the most fantastic table sports ever invented, it’s also one of the most competitive. Do you want your child to grow up to be a USAA ranked player like Billy Stubbs or Ehab Shoukry? Of course you do. That’s why it’s absolutely necessary you raise them true champion fashion in a house featuring an air hockey table. Here are 21 homes for sale with air hockey tables found on Estately’s real estate search site…
From the rooftops of Brooklyn to the backyards of Seattle, the increased popularity of recreational chicken ranching means egg-laying hens are rapidly moving to urban and suburban locales. While the costs of keeping chickens is equal to or greater than the cost of simply buying eggs at the store, backyard chicken ranchers still do it for the superior-tasting eggs and the the fun that comes from watching the hens interact. At the rate this agrarian hobby is growing it’s only a matter of time until you have a few hens of your own. So how will you acquire the perfect chicken coop to house them?
With some head scratching and basic carpentry skills you can build your own chicken coop—there are lots of plans available online. You can save time and and hassle though by buying a pre-made chicken coop. Williams-Sonoma sells them for $200-$1,500, but there are also plenty of small builders out there, such as Saltbox Designs, which produces eye-catching coops that keep your omelette-providers safe from predators (see image below).
One sign of chickens’ increased popularity is the frequency in which chicken coops are emphasized in real estate listings. Nine months ago it was unusual to see mention of a coop in real estate listing, much less find photos of them. Lately though a coop seems to be a major selling point.
Here are thirteen homes for sale currently appearing on Estately’s real estate search site that include chicken coop. They might just inspire you to get your own chickens and avoid being the last person to jump on the backyard chicken bandwagon.
This chicken coop is on wheels and can detach from the permanent run so chickens can be moved to other parts of the yard to mow grass down, or consume weeds and bugs in the garden.
You can mow the grass less if you let the chickens trim the grass for you. It also saves money on chicken feed and the beta carotene in the grass gives yolks an orangish coloring and richer flavor.
The popularity of the hit drama Mad Men has almost singlehandedly brought 1960s-style home interiors back en vogue. From furniture to wallpaper, the retro style of the mid-century modern era is suddenly all the rage. Many home owners are busy trying to recreate that 1960s look, but there are plenty of 1960s time capsules currently for sale that already look like a set from Mad Men. Here are ten mid-century modern homes fit for Don Draper…
